'Never sleeping again' greeting card

'Never sleeping again' greeting card


Why sugar coat it? Just tell it like it is and remind your nearest and dearest with their new arrival about just how little sleep they'll be getting over the next few months*. 

*Disclaimer: We at Twin Pines take no responsibility for any injuries caused by sleep deprived parents.

Complete with a white envelope and packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve to keep it spick-and-span until you are ready to use it.


  • Card measures approx 105 x 150 x 1mm (a6) and is suitable for letter post.
  • Digitally printed onto white 300gsm card.
  • Left blank inside for your own message.
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  • UK Delivery - usually within 3-5 business days
  • Rest of the World - usually within 5-7 business days